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3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 3.00 (297 ratings) (rate this audio book) Author: P. J. O’Rourke Narrator: Christopher Lane Publisher: Brilliance Audio Format: Unabridged Audiobook Delivery: Instant Download Audio Length: Release Date:
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In Don't Vote - It Just Encourages the Bastards, best-selling humorist P. J. O Rourke, whose On the Wealth of Nations, about the foundations of economic,s has been published in 18 languages, delivers a hilarious theory of politics.

America's most subversive conservative, O Rourke describes government as a devil's bargain between power, freedom, and responsibility, and goes on to hilariously skewer the politicians who have bargained with us to consolidate power, and the many mini-bargains and evasions that citizens have made with the consequences of their choices.

P. J. O'Rourke begins with a party game that comes to us from late-night giggle sessions in all-girls boarding schools: Kill, F@#%, Marry. Pick three men - or, in O Rourke's version, three political ideologies, i.e., Democrat, Republican, and Independents (a.k.a. Confused). Then you have to choose which to terminate with extreme prejudice, which to go for a roll in the hay with, and which to settle down with permanently for a boring life in the suburbs. This astute tool of political analysis works on the parts of government as well as on the political thinking that led to those parts: Kill the Department of Education, screw Social Security, and marry the Armed Forces. The same for political policies: Screw the bailout, marry a balanced budget, and national health care kills you.

O Rourke explores the basis of our democracy - the aforementioned power, freedom, and responsibility, a.k.a. the Kill, F@#%, Marry of liberty and self-rule. O Rourke favors - reluctantly, he admits - responsibility. From the woes of nation-building to the woes of letting politicians rebuild the automobile industry, no irresponsibility of America's political establishment is spared. Why, he asks, was the health care reform debate framed in terms of health insurance? (When your house is on fire, do you call Allstate or 911?) Listen to P. J. O Rourke on the path... Download and start listening now!


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  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 by Valerie | 2/18/2014

    " I couldn't really sink into this. I think I need escapist fiction right now. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 by Upom | 1/31/2014

    " Another humorous piece by O'Rourke. Not as funny as his past works, but still has a few chuckles. One of the sad things is this the first book I read where O'Rourke somewhat denounces his libretarian views. His humor is still sharp, but weakens with some careful thought. Still an intelligible read that gives pause when considering liberal vs. conservative ideas. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 by Sam Reaves | 1/20/2014

    " Even if your politics are to the left of P.J. O'Rourke's, odds are you'll find something to laugh at or something to agree with in this book; he doesn't spare anybody, least of all Us the People. In amongst the gags and the rants is a pretty keen analysis of why government can't help but screw things up. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 by Jeremy | 1/17/2014

    " I LOVES me some P.J. O'Rourke! When I was wading through the bog that is, essentially, the retarded worldview of academia, P.J saved me with great books like Parliament of Whores, All the Trouble in the World, Eat the Rich, Peace Kills, etc. Sick of the whole political mess we are going through? Listen to this bit of wisdom: "If there's something we want, politics shouldn't be our first resort. Politics is all taking, no making. Whatever politics provides for us will be obtained from other people. Those people won't love us." Additionally, O'Rourke unknowingly sides with President Uchtdorf with his thesis on politics and envy. It is all about pride. Well done, P.J., well done! "

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