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3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 3.00 (415 ratings) (rate this audio book) Author: Dave Barry Narrator: Ed Begley Publisher: Macmillan Audio Format: Abridged Audiobook Delivery: Instant Download Audio Length: Release Date: March 2003 ISBN: 9781593970376
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No book can guarantee you a long and happy relationship, even if the author didn't know about your secret hygiene problem. But the cover of a book is no place to discuss that. In Dave Barry's Guide to Marriage and/or Sex, one of America's most beloved writers turns his keen, if somewhat rheumy, eye to the institution of marriage.

Dating. "These are nonstereotypical times we live in, by which I mean that it is the responsibility of the woman to think up excuses that get progressively more obvious until the man figures out that the woman would rather chew on a rat pancreas."

Sex. "I'm afraid that we must talk here about sex in a very explicit manner, because we want to expand the Frontiers of Human Understanding, and also we want to sell as many books as possible to adolescent boys."

Marriage. "Most squabbles start with money. For example, you want to buy food, while your spouse wants to buy a thoroughbred racehorse. It's important, in these situations, for both of you to be willing to sit down and try to achieve a workable compromise. In this case, you could buy a thoroughbred racehorse and eat it."

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Listener Opinions

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Jessica | 8/17/2013

    " Sex diagrams! Well, not explicit, but definitely a bunch of writing related to sex. I felt so naughty. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Michelle | 11/29/2012

    " This is a funny book written to be humorous, not helpful. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Kathaileen | 11/6/2012

    " On tape. It was fun. Too short. The quality of the volume read by Ed Begely Jr was a struggle to listen to. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Marjorie Campbell | 4/23/2012

    " This is the best marriage guidebook I've found. Particularly hopeful if couple can read same together. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Laura | 11/12/2011

    " I adore Dave Barry! Especially this book, which anyone would find hysterical. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Anne Lund | 5/15/2011

    " Ok, a fun bathroom type book. lol "

  • 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5 Matt | 5/4/2011

    " Read it as part of the book Dave Barry's Guide to Life.

    While parts were funny, it was too crude for my tastes. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Marjorie | 5/4/2009

    " This is the best marriage guidebook I've found. Particularly hopeful if couple can read same together. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Jessica | 7/7/2008

    " Sex diagrams! Well, not explicit, but definitely a bunch of writing related to sex. I felt so naughty. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Michelle | 5/21/2008

    " This is a funny book written to be humorous, not helpful. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Laura | 3/24/2007

    " I adore Dave Barry! Especially this book, which anyone would find hysterical. "

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About the Author
Author Dave Barry

Dave Barry’s bestsellers include his Peter Pan prequels, written with Ridley Pearson; I’ll Mature When I’m Dead; and Lunatics, written with Alan Zweibel. He is also the author of the two dark comic suspense novels Big Trouble and Tricky Business. A play based on his first Peter Pan book, Peter and the Starcatchers, is currently a hit on Broadway. He lives in Coral Gables, Florida.