Dave Barry Hits Below the Beltway Audiobook, by Dave Barry Play Audiobook Sample

Dave Barry Hits Below the Beltway Audiobook

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Read By: Dick Hill Publisher: Brilliance Audio Listen Time: at 1.0x Speed 3.17 hours at 1.5x Speed 2.38 hours at 2.0x Speed Release Date: May 2017 Format: Unabridged Audiobook ISBN: 9781543611137

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Total Audiobook Chapters:

8

Longest Chapter Length:

71:22 minutes

Shortest Chapter Length:

11:02 minutes

Average Chapter Length:

35:52 minutes

Audiobooks by this Author:

16

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Publisher Description

Understanding the urgent need for a deeply thoughtful, balanced book to explain our national political process, Dave Barry has not even come close. Though he himself has covered many campaigns, run for president several times, and run for cover at the rainy inauguration of George W. Bush (the man will spare nothing for his art), Barry has instead outdone himself.

Below the Beltway includes Barry's stirring account of how the United States was born, including his version of a properly written Declaration (When in the course of human events it behooves us, the people, not to ask "What can our country do for us, anyway?" but rather whether we have anything to fear except fear itself) and a revised Constitution (Section II: The House of Representatives shall be composed of people who own at least two dark suits and have not been indicted recently).

Dave also cracks the income-tax code and explains the growth(s) of government, congressional hearing difficulties, and the persistent rumors of the influence of capital in the Capitol. Among other civic contributions, his tour of Washington D.C. should end school class trips forever.

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"I LOVE Dave Barry. He makes me laugh out loud with every single page. Sometimes it's just a quiet laugh, sometimes I laugh so hard I cry and I can't breathe. He says what we're all thinking, and I am constantly amazed that one person can be so funny and make a point at the same time."

— Charlynn (5 out of 5 stars)

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  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5

    " Funny, but hard to concentrate on as an audio book. "

    — Sarah, 2/20/2014
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " Again, Dave Barry cracks my nerdy self up. This is outrageously funny, especially for the "inside the beltway" crowd. "

    — Chandra, 2/16/2014
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " Great send up of DC! "

    — Sydney, 2/7/2014
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    " The book itself is great, but the reader on the audiobook takes all the fun out of Dave Barry. "

    — Frank, 2/1/2014
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    " Dave Barry is hilarious! This book is a great parody on US History and US politics! "

    — Kathy, 1/21/2014
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    " I listened to this while driving to work, bad idea. There were times I was laughing so hard I almost ran off the road. "

    — Matthew, 1/16/2014
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " I thought I might have a different view of politics with a different administration, but I am still just as cynical as Dave is. "

    — Laura, 1/4/2014
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " Dave Barry is amazing. He can make me laugh; he can make me cry. This wasn't his best book, but it hit the funny bone quite regularly. He pokes fun at all sides of the aisle. Watch out for the giant zucchini. (PS, this one is clean, unlike some of his novels.) "

    — Kathy, 1/2/2014
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    " I like Dave Barry, but found myself not as into this read. The material is getting a bit dated by now, too. "

    — Virginia, 12/19/2013
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    " The first half was just a rehash of old Barry stuff. The second half was far funnier, very close to the truth of how things run, but I didn't appreciate his Cuba rant. "

    — Cathy, 12/13/2013
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " I found Barry's columns about politics funny, but necessarily spectacular...until I hit the section of the book describing Miami politics. I was laughing so hard I was crying. "

    — Matt, 12/2/2013
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    " same old, same old for berry...not his best "

    — Paul, 11/18/2013
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    " Dave Barry is a funny guy, but this is not one of his better books. "

    — Blake, 11/17/2013
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    " Overall, it was a good book, but the section on Florida politics was hysterical! I still can't beleive any of that actually happened. "

    — Jen, 8/13/2013
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    " Fun! What else can I say? South Florida is INDEED a crazy place. "

    — Primadonna, 7/19/2013
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    " Although the material is somewhat dated (pre 9/11), I still found the book rather amusing. Barry's take on government is pretty giggle-worthy, though he does take a nearly disc-long sidetrip into everything that makes his homestate of Florida weird. "

    — Susan, 7/12/2013
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " Anything you read by him will always be funny. I don't want to spoil it for you by writing a silly review. Just read him! "

    — Lori, 5/17/2013
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    " I've read Barry before and enjoy his commentary on the world. This one worked well. The only thing I regretted is that it was not more current. Guess I will have to check and see if he has written anything politically slanted since! "

    — Cathi95, 4/25/2013
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " 320.973 Humorous essays on politics..some sections better than others. "

    — B, 4/16/2013
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    " Silly. Entertaining. "

    — Heather, 4/6/2013
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    " He called out "striding" in the first 20 pages. "

    — Laura, 3/14/2013
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    " Highly amusing, as usual... started great, and best part was Dave's version of the Constitution. Tangents about Florida near end got tedious - still prefer "Dave Barry Slept Here." "

    — Greg, 6/28/2012
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " The "Constitution" is pee-your-pants funny. Who knew? "

    — Ezra, 3/23/2012
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    " see comment on other dave barry books... his schtick gets real old real fast, but is "my best friend's mom LOVES him" funny "

    — Amy, 9/11/2011
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    " Some parts were funny. "

    — Jeff, 6/29/2011
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    " Dave Barry is so dang funny! Reece & I read this aloud together, and we often had to take breaks because both of us were laughing so hard that we couldn't speak. Lots of fun! "

    — Haley, 5/24/2011
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    " My 2nd Dave Barry..ready for the 3rd! "

    — Amey, 3/19/2011
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    " Dave makes me laugh really hard. "

    — Melissa, 2/13/2011
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    " Dave Barry books are always good for chuckles. This was a compilation of articles he wrote several years ago for the Miami Herald which were then syndicated. There were some really funny ones in this collection! "

    — Davecon, 1/13/2010
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " Funniest commentary on the general weirdness of life ever. "

    — Laura, 8/30/2009
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    " I said non-fiction, but that might be a lie. Nonetheless, Justin and I liked a lot of the stuff in here. We had fun reading some of them out loud together. "

    — Melynna, 8/15/2009
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " This book contains arguably my favorite Barry bit about classical music vs. the song Mammer Jammer. It used to make me laugh hysterically as a kid. A winner. "

    — Kara, 6/29/2009
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " I love all of Dave Barry's books, but steer clear of the political ones. I don't find any political stuff humorous- just boring. This book especially cracked me up! "

    — Terry, 5/16/2009
  • Overall Performance: 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5

    " Good for a smirk every page or two. "

    — Brandon, 2/20/2009
  • Overall Performance: 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5

    " The book is a collection of his columns, so if you are familiar with them, it may be a bit of a repeat for you. "

    — Erin, 10/30/2008
  • Overall Performance: 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5

    " Always full of laughter, I really enjoy Dave Barry's brand of humor "

    — Mysterious, 10/6/2008
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    " I remember a time in middle school when Dave Barry was inexplicably hilarious. I find his humor less appealing now, but expect that when I reach my 60s he'll become funny again. "

    — Ian, 8/14/2008
  • Overall Performance: 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5

    " Always good for a laugh! Dave Barry is one of my favorite authors - his silly humor and sarcastic wit is entertaining and I'm always up for a quick, funny read. "

    — Dolly, 6/25/2008
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    — Mary, 2/23/2008

About Dave Barry

Dave Barry is the author of more bestsellers than you can count on two hands, including Lessons from Lucy, Dave Barry’s Complete Guide to Guys, Dave Barry Turns 40, and Dave Barry Is Not Making This Up. A wildly popular syndicated columnist, he won the 1988 Pulitzer Prize for commentary.

About Dick Hill

Sandra Burr is an AudioFile Earphones Award–wining narrator. She has read more than one hundred books in her career, including the New York Times bestselling Cedar Cove romance series by Debbie Macomber.