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3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 3.00 (1,454 ratings) (rate this audio book) Author: Brent Crawford Narrator: Nick Podehl Publisher: Brilliance Audio Format: Unabridged Audiobook Delivery: Instant Download Audio Length: Release Date:
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Meet Will Carter, but feel free to call him Carter. (Yes, he knows it's a lazy nickname, but he didn't have much say in the matter.) Here are five things you should know about him:

1. He has a stuttering problem, particularly around boobs and belly buttons.
2. He battles Attention Deficit Disorder every minute of every day...unless he gets distracted.
3. He's a virgin, mostly because he's no good at talking to girls (see number 1).
4. He's about to start high school.
5. He's totally not ready.

Join Carter for his freshman year, where he'll search for sex, love, and acceptance anywhere he can find it. In the process, he'll almost kill a trombone player, face off with his greatest nemesis, suffer a lot of blood loss, narrowly escape death, run from the cops (not once, but twice), get caught up in a messy love triangle, meet his match in the form of a curvy drill teamer, and surprise the hell out of everyone, including himself. Download and start listening now!


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  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 by Vmcmorris | 2/17/2014

    " This is not a middle school book but it's classified as YA. Carter is a normal 14 year old kid and the author is a KC area native. I thought the book was funny and I read it in a day. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 by Garrett Cooper | 1/22/2014

    " I thought the book was awesome! I want to read the sequel as soon as i can get my hands on it. Iwould recomend this book to anyone. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 by Kimberly | 12/30/2013

    " this book was hilarious. i was reading it and laughing so hard my eyes watered. the sense of humor in this book is so highschool its fantastic ILOVECARTER "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 by Michael Nicholson | 12/30/2013

    " Was an alright book i mean i never once connected with carter, i never had any of the problems he did. i was never shy and always managed to look at girls when they werent looking but could hold fluent conversations with them. it was a funny at times boook if i had to give this book a letter grade itd probably be a C+ i mean if u are that person who had an issue talking to girls and had a stuttering problem and jerked off while watched messed up porn ,movies then this bok is for you. "

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