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Download Blah Blah Blah: Stories About Clams, Swamp Monsters, Pirates & Dogs Audiobook (Unabridged)

Extended Audio Sample Blah Blah Blah: Stories About Clams, Swamp Monsters, Pirates & Dogs (Unabridged), by Bill Harley
4.48 out of 54.48 out of 54.48 out of 54.48 out of 54.48 out of 5 4.48 (0 ratings) (rate this audio book) Author: Bill Harley Narrator: Bill Harley Publisher: Empyrean Records Format: Unabridged Audiobook Delivery: Instant Download Audio Length: Release Date: February 2007 ISBN:
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Here it is! The recording fans have been asking for! A recording that contains the hilarious and completely captivating tale of Dirty Joe, a pirate who steals socks, and his equally odious sister, Stinky Annie, who steals underwear.

Also on this recording is an audio version of Joey, Chloe, and the Swamp Monsters.

On this recording:

  • The Ballad of Dirty Joe
  • King of the Clams
  • Bow Wow Wow
  • Joey, Chloe and the Swamp Monsters
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Listener Opinions

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Tanna | 12/26/2010

    " This is a very funny tale. Lots of laughs. AND it's true. I know because I have a little brother named Joe. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Julie | 7/6/2010

    " You never know who your worst enemy is. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Barbara | 4/10/2010

    " One of my favorites because you HAVE to do the voices! "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Molly | 11/9/2009

    " Such a fun read! Boy pirates who scour the seas for stinky socks and girl pirates who plunder underpants, what could be better?

    For some reason, my 4 year old wouldn't even open the cover...he wouldn't let me read it to him, even if it was a bonus 3rd bedtime story. Oh well, his loss! "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Emily | 10/24/2009

    " Dirt socks and underwear...always a hit. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Kati | 8/12/2009

    " Cute book ... not sure if I could read this one at school or not, it would depend on the group of kids and if they could handle the repeated references to underwear.
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  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Kayla | 7/29/2009

    " The kids in our library program liked this book a lot, they giggles their guts out at the fact he stole socks and not gold. "

  • 2 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 52 out of 5 Kay | 7/6/2009

    " The kids liked it because dirty joe steals socks, but his arch nemesis 'stinky jane' steals underwear. The laughed every time I said that word. Ah, the humor of a small child... "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Katherine | 5/2/2009

    " A wonderful book! I read it to kindergartners for poetry month and they loved it. Everything they love to hear about pirates, dirty socks and underwear. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Sue | 3/7/2009

    " Absolutely the most fun to read aloud to school-aged kids. What's not to love?! A story about pirates and underwear! Great rhyming text leads itself to dramatic voices when read. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Lily | 2/11/2009

    " Lovely pirate tale about pirates who plunder socks and underwear. "

  • 5 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 55 out of 5 Terry | 1/31/2009

    " One of my favorite children's books. Find an adorable child to read this one to. I read it to a little boy while his big sister was sitting with us. He loved it! "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Anne Marie | 1/26/2009

    " Fun book for elementary school kids who love pirates! Underwear, pirates, and humor - perfect! The book rhymes, which helps with the pacing and it doesn't hurt that it's written by Bill Harley, a singer and songwriter himself. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 Jason | 10/23/2008

    " This is a funny book for kids and adults! I especially loved the fact that Dirty Joe has a cell phone. "

  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 Joelle | 9/16/2008

    " This was a very fun read aloud book. It made us all laugh out loud several times - especially because one of the main characters is named Stinky Annie. We have our very own stinky Annie in our house! The twist at the end is cute, too. "

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