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Download Babies and Other Hazards of Sex: How to Make a Tiny Person in Only 9 Months, with Tools You Probably Have around the Home Audiobook (Unabridged)

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3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 3.00 (568 ratings) (rate this audio book) Author: Dave Barry Narrator: Arte Johnson Publisher: Phoenix Books Format: Unabridged Audiobook Delivery: Instant Download Audio Length: Release Date:
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Dave Barry exposes natural childbirth for what it is: a pop phenomenon of the 1960's that, along with paisley bell-bottoms and creative sideburns, deserves a rest. His new book gives parents-to-be the hard facts they need. He examines the new federal law requiring prospective fathers to free themselves from their self-made macho prison - to laugh, cry, love and just generally behave like certified wimps.

Barry reveals, for the first time, the secret chant for painless childbirth. He also reveals why no secret chant could possibly take a woman's mind off the fact that she is in such pain, that she wants a gigantic comet to crash into the earth and kill her and her husband and the doctor and the nurses and everyone else in the world. Download and start listening now!

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  • 4 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 54 out of 5 by Liz | 11/13/2013

    " This book is hilarious. Dave Barry manages to narrate the first three years of raising a child without being offensive to virtually any parenting style or birthing preference, which is a tricky tightrope to walk. I laughed out loud a LOT. An easy, quick read. "

  • 3 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 53 out of 5 by Millerbug | 9/15/2013

    " It was a cute read. Although, I'm way past having more children (closer to grandparenthood... and I'm hoping that is in the distant future) But I did get a kick out of a lot senerios in this book. "

  • 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5 by Stephen Snyder | 8/20/2013

    " Very Humorous!!! Excellent book. Thank you Franklin Public Library for the loan. "

  • 1 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 51 out of 5 by Heather | 8/2/2013

    " there was a few funny parts. not as many as I expected. "

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