OK, so I did have a best friend called Sandie, but I think she's been replaced by a Star Trek type android. She still looks like Sandie, but since when did my real friend copy everything I do, and storm off in big huffs over nothing? I think the same thing happened to Kyra's mum - the super-witch mum from hell Kyra's always moaning about actually seems super-nice. Have all my mates gone mad, or have I stumbled into Crouch End in a parallel universe?
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