" This is so god damn typical. I hear about a young adult fantasy series on NPR, something to do with the word "lioness," so I order this piece of shit. Turns out I wanted the Lyonesse, not Lioness series, as this is straight up written for a ten year old girl. Of course, I finished it anyway and ordered the next one. I need to know if she shacks up with Prince Jonathan. "
— Karsten, 1/18/2014